Things that don't work when it's -14F

- power windows - opening your door is a sucky alternative
- the hydraulics on the rear hatch of my Nissan - my head is sore from unloading boxes by myself :(
- house trained dogs - they quickly forget and decide anything is better
- gloves - might as well not be wearing them
- chap stick - I think it actually freezes

I have the awful feeling that I'll actually have to add to this list over the next couple months.