So I finally figured out why people look at me weird when I pull out a $2 bill. For a few weeks now I have had a stash of them and occasionally use them to tip. Anyways, rumor has it that there is only one gentlemen's club in the state of Maine, and it's SOOOOO far from anything, and is such a... quiet... establishment, that they don't give out ones, but only twos so the girls get paid enough. Everyone in the state knows this.
Thank God my twos were from Georgia.
No comments:
Post a Comment